virginia plain ([info]train_in_vain) wrote in [info]hotel_workers,
2007-08-11 22:36:00
I'd like to know what part of "The pool closed at 10 and will reopen at 7 AM, I am sorry but I cannot reopen it now" people do not understand. They give me this sad puppy face like I will magically open the pool just for them, even though the other 91 rooms in this hotel understood the hours told to them at check-in, and have happily complied.

I think that they think I actually have a heart.

They must not stay in hotels very often.

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[info]train_in_vain

August 12 2007, 05:38:03 UTC 4 years ago

fuck them, i just count to beat being irish drunk and fuck those immigrant assholes.

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[info]train_in_vain

August 12 2007, 06:02:55 UTC 4 years ago

I am way too drunnk to cure, I an an Italian whore

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[info]train_in_vain

August 12 2007, 06:07:18 UTC 4 years ago

.Well i AM DRUNK>

,. My last name is rare and italian so i do not give you mom.

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[info]train_in_vain

August 12 2007, 06:16:34 UTC 4 years ago

\

Way personal and I am way intoxicated. No offense taken.

[info]train_in_vain

August 12 2007, 06:29:41 UTC 4 years ago

None taken. I am impersonal. However you may be through me.

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[info]train_in_vain

August 12 2007, 06:33:03 UTC 4 years ago

Just text me AIM talk babycakes.

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[info]train_in_vain

August 12 2007, 13:28:06 UTC 4 years ago

Oh jesus. -facepalm- I passed out sitting up on my bed with my glasses on. When I realized what happened when I woke up, I fell off.

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[info]train_in_vain

August 12 2007, 13:33:51 UTC 4 years ago

I, well...don't. At least this time I refrained from propositioning anyone for sex.

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[info]train_in_vain

August 12 2007, 13:37:46 UTC 4 years ago

I might be a lesbian, but on St. Paddy's Day I propositioned my best friend's male cousin for sex.

I'm a weird drunk.

[info]deejayawesome

August 12 2007, 05:20:13 UTC 4 years ago

I accept bribes in this case. Pizza, coke, cookies, and various Little Debbie cakes are equal payment for my unlocking the pool for an hour or so. Half-eaten bologna sandwiches that your four-year-old didn't finish six hours ago, however, is not a fair trade.

[info]enflmdphnx

August 12 2007, 06:43:58 UTC 4 years ago

This guest today told me she was a lifeguard as if that meant we would open it just for her.
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